Click on the Tabs above to explore, but before we get down to brass tacks, did you hear that Disney will be running FEMA, according to the White House Office of Privatization?
Disney Management Team Makes surprise quality control visit
Official U.S. Government Photo (FEMA website)
www.officeofdisneyfication.gov
What you'll find in
here:
Rory's Stories: His memoirs, confabulations, and
delusions --
Final words on the Death Penalty: "Any Last Words" -- as told to Rory
by a guy about to be executed, originally published in a
German anti-death penalty publication and now as told to me
by Rory -- and "Brain Damaged Cabbie" about a situation
Rory encountered before his long overdue disbarment and
soon after his successful defense of a homicidal chimpanzee
... but we'll get to that!
Rory's visual art
in galleries:
Some drawings are here -- other media and more drawings to
be posted soon.
Phuckedup Phacts: A news page with stories rated with
Rory's trademarked Holy Sh!t! rating system that deals with
hot news topics from Homeland Security to intelligent
design and everything between.
Opportunities to
spend money on Holy Sh!t! Rory Shock
merchandise!
click on: support roryshock.com
Holy Sh!t! Graphics: See "Dolt's Torture" [Apparently the
guvment has pulled this one and is no longer handing it out
... so it is truly a roryshock.com exclusive.]
... And
more!
check out Rory's Blog
About the HOLY! SH!T! rating
system: Each exclamation point indicates a certain level of
disbelief, disgust, admiration, rage, sorrow, excitement,
or distress, with one ! being the lowest level of arousal
and five !!!!! the highest. HOLY SH!T!, !, !!, !!!, !!!!,
and !!!!! are the so-called intellectual property of
roryshock.
For example, Rory might give himself a 4 holy shits rating
for coming up with the concept of his relative risk of
death scale (of which you'll be seeing more, no doubt).
So, he would make this notation:
What THEY are saying
about Rory Shock:
"He's the frickin' Davy Crockett of the new millennium!"
"Forgive him; he knows not what he's done."
"His thought processes scare me a little."
Fascinating!"
"Cool."
"He's providing aid and comfort!"
"If we weren't living in the Second Dark Ages, I'd call him
a Renaissance Man!"
Hello: My Name is
Ben
I'm Rory's friend. He calls me his puppetmaster, but he
just likes the sound of that better than webmaster. I don't
want the world to miss this guy, and he claims he doesn't
have time to find a publisher. He's been telling me he only
has 63 days to live for about 2 years now! Sometimes he
laughs when he tells me this, like he's aware that there is
no particular reason for him to die so soon; other times,
he has a desperate look in his eye. I promised him I would
open this portal up for him to start speaking publicly
before another week was out. So, it may not be perfect, but
we're putting it out there for you. Trust me. Rory has a
lot to say, many stories to tell, and some very cool art to
share. He says of his stories: "Fiction based reality, reality based
fiction, but it all happened, man."
Still, any resemblance of anybody discussed explicitly or
implicitly to anybody or anything real, is coincidental,
accidental, not intentional, and all in your mind anyway.